Button Pusher Enthusiast Pillows

"Cousin Magdalena likes pushing Tia Carmen's buttons, doesn't she?"

Push for Disco...

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Early Tech Support

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Sun's on/off switch...

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

"Mom can really push my buttons. She installed them."

'Gravity wins - again.'

Plug Me In Stupid

Astronauthead: Extreme Danger...DO NOT TOUCH.

'Oops! Butter-fingers.'

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

'I dunno Jim...Accounting just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

"And what do you do. . ?"

"Dad, just use the big one with all the buttons. That's the alpha remote."

'Mom, I warned you to stop pushing all of the buttons.'

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons?

Nobody suspects it but the entrance to hell is in the building at 122c, Willow Street.

Consoles.

STRIP Hambone: Automatic 'On' button

'Have you any other skills outside of being able to shoot down 250,000 droids in a video game?'

"It suddenly occurred to Professor Meadows that he'd not seen or heard his naughty nephew Darren for a while."

'I swear Marge! If that little punk comes back in here and pushes all them buttons again, i'm gonna kill him!' - Life in the elevator.

'May I go home now?'

Zipper complimenting zip child: "Ah, she's a cute as a button!"

"Did you set the snooze alarm for a week or a month?"

"Are my little buttons too provocative?"

"There was a key on my new computer that said 'All Power Off.' So out of curiosity, I hit it. Now all the power on Earth is off. How do I undo that action?"

"What? The market didn't break a record today? Now where did I put my panic button?"

"I was just testing all the buttons on my desk. You may all return to your work."

This is a new talking copier, you've pushed the wrong button, mutton head!

Eargerness: A dangerously maladaptive emotional affliction that results from insufficient experience. Antidote: more experience.