Button Presser Mugs

'Next time ask, 'what does this button do?' before you push it.'

Push for Disco...

'Now I want you to press a button - any button!'

"Mom can really push my buttons. She installed them."

"It's the same thing every day. Why do you let the office bullies push your buttons?"

"I found the problem. The reason your car wouldn't move is because someone hit the pause button on it."

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

Early Tech Support

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Sun's on/off switch...

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

Plug Me In Stupid

Astronauthead: Extreme Danger...DO NOT TOUCH.

'Oops! Butter-fingers.'

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

"And what do you do. . ?"

Thank you for being able to celebrate in person and remotely. That you for the first responders who keep us safe. Thank you for the healthcare works who keep us healthy. Thank you for farmers and others who made this feast possible. Thank you for those who make pants with strong buttons!

"Dad, just use the big one with all the buttons. That's the alpha remote."

"Workboy"

"It suddenly occurred to Professor Meadows that he'd not seen or heard his naughty nephew Darren for a while."

'Mom, I warned you to stop pushing all of the buttons.'

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons?

PANIC!

'Have you any other skills outside of being able to shoot down 250,000 droids in a video game?'

STRIP Hambone: Automatic 'On' button

'I swear Marge! If that little punk comes back in here and pushes all them buttons again, i'm gonna kill him!' - Life in the elevator.

"Cousin Magdalena likes pushing Tia Carmen's buttons, doesn't she?"

Nobody suspects it but the entrance to hell is in the building at 122c, Willow Street.

Sale.

"Another case of wearing too many presidential candidate buttons."

"Computer trading happens so fast, I hardly have time to hit my panic button."

'May I go home now?'

'Gee,that's an unusual assortment! What kind of buttons are those? 'Belly...'