Kitty Play Pillows

'Fluffy got lost in his cat condo!'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Dog Love.

Cat Gets Hole in One.

Cat Lover's Leap.

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

Child plays football with his dog,football eventually squashes his dog

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

'Who are you and what do you want?'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

Microscope slide

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

'Doing tricks is a slippery slope.'

'George, kitty got tired of waiting for us to let her in.'

'Really?... I'm a cat person too.'

'We named him 'Raisin Bran.' Every morning in the litter box, it's two scoops!'

"What I want to eat? That's easy. Anything you don't have."

"I thought you were teaching him to fetch, not kvetch."

"We were at the park and he kept on pretending to throw the ball then hiding it behind his back: After a while, I lost it!"

'Why does this crazy human keep throwing away my stick?'

"Oh, ignore that. Penny likes to play with laser pointers."

Harper's Cat Speaks: 'To whom it may concern: I will be cutting down on kitty treats.'

Playpen Jailbreak.

101 uses of a dead cat: ladder.

The ascent was long, hard and full of privation and Bob almost made it to the top of the mountain...