Entertained Kitty Pillows

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

The practical psychopath

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."

'Isn't he sweet - he got down all by himself!'

'Who are you and what do you want?'

"You do realise that you are not the only client scheduled this morning?"

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

Kate's Cat Kennel

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

Harper's Cat Speaks: 'To whom it may concern: I will be cutting down on kitty treats.'

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

"What I want to eat? That's easy. Anything you don't have."

'Fluffy got lost in his cat condo!'

How Grandma's cat cleans those hard to reach places.

"I'm more of a dog person. Why?"

The ascent was long, hard and full of privation and Bob almost made it to the top of the mountain...

Art for Cats

The Devil's Advocat

'You really enjoy this, don't you?'

"Sit on her chest and stare at her or knock things off the dresser. How do you wake your owner?"

Cat or squash?

'Don't listen to him - He didn't lose it in Iraq - He's a manx!'

"Mum, is 'Boxing Day' the day we're allowed to play with the boxes left over from Christmas Day?!"

'Yes, Millard, the kids all did -- but the cat is never going to grow up and move out!'

"Favorable meow"

Meow

'Never thought I'd see you again - you really must have nine lives.'

The tunnel of why

"Do you know why I stopped you today?"

"All I know is last time I did this Amazon delivered three dozen tins of sardines."