Entertained Kitty Mugs

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

The practical psychopath

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

'Isn't he sweet - he got down all by himself!'

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."

'Who are you and what do you want?'

"You do realise that you are not the only client scheduled this morning?"

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

Kate's Cat Kennel

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

How to Feign Affection To Get Your Way.

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

Harper's Cat Speaks: 'To whom it may concern: I will be cutting down on kitty treats.'

"What I want to eat? That's easy. Anything you don't have."

How Grandma's cat cleans those hard to reach places.

The ascent was long, hard and full of privation and Bob almost made it to the top of the mountain...

'Fluffy got lost in his cat condo!'

"I'm more of a dog person. Why?"

Cat or squash?

'You really enjoy this, don't you?'

The Devil's Advocat

"Sit on her chest and stare at her or knock things off the dresser. How do you wake your owner?"

Art for Cats

"Favorable meow"

'Don't listen to him - He didn't lose it in Iraq - He's a manx!'

'Yes, Millard, the kids all did -- but the cat is never going to grow up and move out!'

"Mum, is 'Boxing Day' the day we're allowed to play with the boxes left over from Christmas Day?!"

'Never thought I'd see you again - you really must have nine lives.'

Meow

The tunnel of why

"Do you know why I stopped you today?"