Kitty Comedy Enthusiast Pillows

Harper's Cat Speaks: 'To whom it may concern: I will be cutting down on kitty treats.'

Diving Cat.

"Projectile hairballing."

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Cat laughs at 'Ameowsing Cat Jokes.'

'We know you have a cat.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"Each of my previous books had nine editions."

Two cats are high off catnip.

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

'George, kitty got tired of waiting for us to let her in.'

Another last "first date" for Daphne "...and here's kitty peeking out of a shoe box. Oh! And here he is playing with a dead birdie! Oh how cute! Here's Kitty looking around a corner! And..."

"He expects us to climbdown first."

Cat Nightmares

Inky marks his territory the new and improved way.

'Can you believe people actually believe this is a litter box?'

'We named him 'Raisin Bran.' Every morning in the litter box, it's two scoops!'

Animal Translations.

"I don't care what they say...they don't really want you to think outside the box."

'All right already - I'll change your litter box.'

'So to conclude curiosity did indeed kill the cat . . . no wait, it was a dog.'

'That's it, you've got it! I told you I could teach you how to hang by your tail!'

Cat-traction.....!

Doug was on the "No Cat List" – but even that didn't stop them.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: ...Because it's quiet and doesn't eat much.