Kitty Comedy Enthusiast Gifts

Harper's Cat Speaks: 'To whom it may concern: I will be cutting down on kitty treats.'

Diving Cat.

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

"Projectile hairballing."

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

'We know you have a cat.'

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

Cat laughs at 'Ameowsing Cat Jokes.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Each of my previous books had nine editions."

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

Two cats are high off catnip.

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

"Are you going to finish that? I'm auditioning for a 'That Cat Is Too Damn Fat' video."

'Can you believe people actually believe this is a litter box?'

'We named him 'Raisin Bran.' Every morning in the litter box, it's two scoops!'

Service and Emotional Support Animals...

Another last "first date" for Daphne "...and here's kitty peeking out of a shoe box. Oh! And here he is playing with a dead birdie! Oh how cute! Here's Kitty looking around a corner! And..."

"He expects us to climbdown first."

Cat Nightmares

Inky marks his territory the new and improved way.

'George, kitty got tired of waiting for us to let her in.'

Animal Translations.

"I don't care what they say...they don't really want you to think outside the box."

'All right already - I'll change your litter box.'

Cards For Cats.

Cat-traction.....!

'So to conclude curiosity did indeed kill the cat . . . no wait, it was a dog.'

Doug was on the "No Cat List" – but even that didn't stop them.

"I don't know about you, but I am delighted by all this incongruity."

You're right! She's mad because we got her a small rodent for her birthday last year, too.