Kitty Play Gifts

'Fluffy got lost in his cat condo!'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Dog Love.

Cat Gets Hole in One.

Cat Lover's Leap.

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

(No caption. Two primary school girls are wearing shirts with one being Hello Kitty and the other Hello Puppy. The girl wearing the Hello Puppy shirt wears torn clothes.)

Child plays football with his dog,football eventually squashes his dog

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

'Who are you and what do you want?'

Microscope slide

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

'Doing tricks is a slippery slope.'

'We named him 'Raisin Bran.' Every morning in the litter box, it's two scoops!'

'Really?... I'm a cat person too.'

"I thought you were teaching him to fetch, not kvetch."

"What I want to eat? That's easy. Anything you don't have."

How to Feign Affection To Get Your Way.

"We were at the park and he kept on pretending to throw the ball then hiding it behind his back: After a while, I lost it!"

'Why does this crazy human keep throwing away my stick?'

Harper's Cat Speaks: 'To whom it may concern: I will be cutting down on kitty treats.'

"Oh, ignore that. Penny likes to play with laser pointers."

'George, kitty got tired of waiting for us to let her in.'

Playpen Jailbreak.

The ascent was long, hard and full of privation and Bob almost made it to the top of the mountain...