Kitty Cuddle Enthusiast Gifts

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Really?... I'm a cat person too.'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Cat Reunion

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

Robert was literally a cat burglar.

'What's that humming sound?'

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

"Why won't you cuddle?"

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"I hate it..."

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

Cats

The Not So Wild West

'We know you have a cat.'

'Any child left longer than ten minutes past last bell will be given a free kitten.'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

Cat Boss

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'