Kitty Cuddle Enthusiast Gifts

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Really?... I'm a cat person too.'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"It get it – you're hungry."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Cat Reunion

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

Robert was literally a cat burglar.

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

'What's that humming sound?'

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

"Why won't you cuddle?"

Cat Zoom Meeting

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

'We know you have a cat.'

"I hate it..."

Cats

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

The Not So Wild West

'Any child left longer than ten minutes past last bell will be given a free kitten.'

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

Dottie Potts talks about cats

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'Show one more kitten photo,lady and the next time you see me will be on a 'missing' poster!'

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.