Chatty Twitcher Pillows

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"Could I ask just one question?"

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

My diagnosis? Restless tongue syndrome.

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

'He's a man of few works. He likes to talk, he just has a limited vocabulary.'

'Do you come here often?'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

The World's best Camouflage Store.

"I'll have to go now, Penny. My boyfriend keeps wittering on about something or other!"

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

Look at me multitasking. I'm shooting the breeze, checking invoices and drinking coffee.

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

Communication

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"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

''Is there anybody there?'

Social media messages

After talking one stranger to death, Velma starts in on the next.

Let's talk about the weather.

"I'm just going to te hairdressers. They've got some new gossip in."

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

'He may be loaded, Tammy, but he's still a dirt-eating worm.'

"If you need me, I'll be in my room watching YouTube videos, texting, Skyping and blowing off my homework."

'I know exactly what you mean...men are such hot heads!'

"It's so nice to be home, mum, and have unrestricted use of the telephone again"

"Your mother never goes back on her word,son-just on and on and..."