Chatty Twitcher Pillows

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"Could I ask just one question?"

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

'He's a man of few works. He likes to talk, he just has a limited vocabulary.'

'Do you come here often?'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

"I'll have to go now, Penny. My boyfriend keeps wittering on about something or other!"

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

Look at me multitasking. I'm shooting the breeze, checking invoices and drinking coffee.

The World's best Camouflage Store.

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

Communication

Hair Style Menu

Social media messages

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

''Is there anybody there?'

"I'm just going to te hairdressers. They've got some new gossip in."

Let's talk about the weather.

"If you need me, I'll be in my room watching YouTube videos, texting, Skyping and blowing off my homework."

'He may be loaded, Tammy, but he's still a dirt-eating worm.'

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

'I know exactly what you mean...men are such hot heads!'

"It's so nice to be home, mum, and have unrestricted use of the telephone again"

"Your mother never goes back on her word,son-just on and on and..."

Blackbirds.