Talkative Twitcher Pillows

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Woman on the phone.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"You know what the Serengeti lacks?—Decent deserts."

"Now, let your inner ‘bad dog’ answer the question ..."

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

The World's best Camouflage Store.

'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'

'Hey! I'll do the talking! Okay?'

'...There's this big dude on the other side. Nobody look! But, every time we try anything he comes after me. Now, what's that all about?'

'I've been experiencing a lot of deja moo.'

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

'Sure, I can talk, but I still feel culturally illiterate.'

Blackbirds.

"So, sniffed any interesting butts lately?"

"Look! A rare flightless bird!"

'It was a personality clash form the very beginning. My perfume versus his after shave!'

"What do you think of the new feed?"

"People are O.K., but I prefer little pieces of string."

'Every year it's the same thing. I resolve to lose a ton and you say you're going to control your anger.'

'That's what I call a workout! One hour of walking and 2 hours of running our mouths.'

Thank You For Not Interrupting My Endless Stream of Chatter.

"Method works, dear, but madness takes all."

"Good evening. It's a pleasure to be here addressing you tonight."

'Do you mind id I take a few calls while you're writing up that ticket, Officer?'

Microbiology Lab. He's an excellent scientist, but a lousy speaker about microbiology. Ah, he's no good at small talk.

"There goes King Wenceslas curtain twitching again. . . Nosy swine!"

'Teleworking had many advantages but Colin missed the cut and thrust of discussing sales successes around the water cooler.'

'Do you ever worry about getting the D.T.'s?'

'You come in here giving it all that.'

Man wrapped in conversation.