Talkative Typist Pillows

I will remain on mute...

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Someone who knows apostrophes

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

Woman on the phone.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

'How many words per minute do you type?'

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

'Your training will be the next five minutes watching my fingers move at the speed of light.'

'How could Homer write The Iliad and The Odyssey with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a computer?'

'How many words a minute do you type?' - 'Big ones or little ones?'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

'I can type 500 words per minute.'

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

Nice moves—is that an air piano or are you doing the E-Mail?"

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'

'I typed it that way because I thought that punctuation would just slow it down.'

'Hey! I'll do the talking! Okay?'

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

'Can you Type?'

Penny got carpal tunnel, and had to hunt and peck.

Snail Writer

Business gothic.

'What about this typist job?'

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

'Sure, I can talk, but I still feel culturally illiterate.'

Toilet Tissue Typist.

'I can't stand the first page...so black and white!'

'Dear sir, yours is not the only company with staff problems..As you can see by all the typing errors..'

'That's all I can say - I've already told you twice as much as I know!'

'Well... Would you be willing to learn to type?'