Casual Seller Gifts

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"How should we divide the teams?"

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

The Reaper's Arms

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Snail Racing

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Wine at the Bar

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

'We can't go on knocking it back like this - one of us must give it up, won't you!'

Getting old...

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

"Right, let the consumption of alcohol begin."

'I'll be home for dinner pretty soon, dear — I just stopped off to cleanse my palate.'

"I love people-watching."