Casual Walker Gifts

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

"It's such a nice day I think I'll walk."

'I used to run. Now I power walk.'

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

'You can't class walking to the pub as regular exercise.'

"Oh, I don't watch these exercise videos. I get my excercise by walking here to rent one and then returning it."

Fitness walking isn't so bad...it's such a simple, uncomplicated activity!"

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

'At least I don't have his life.'

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

"Some walk, huh?"

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

"I hear Presbyterian is the new Methodist."

Colin V Longshore Drift

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

Mountain escalator.

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

Use it or lose it.

'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

"Jog on!"

Walking a tortoise. 'The doctor told me to take it easy.'

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

"Next bench is four steps."

"This is doing nothing for my abs."