Panic Button Enthusiast Gifts

'Once you get the hang of it, crisis management is fairly straightforward.'

"What? The market didn't break a record today? Now where did I put my panic button?"

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"What we didn't have but obviously needed was an alarmist."

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Tsunami Evac Route

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

"My God, now what?"

'Oh - It's you.'

'Gravity wins - again.'

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

"I've got a pulse!"

Panic Button

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

"We ran into a marathon."

"Whoa...not so fast! First of all please tell me your address, your health insurance number, and spell your name for me, Mr. HelpI'mBleedingToDeath."

Half asleep.

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

'Please, everyone, stand back to give the register some air. We've had a glitch.'

Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'

'You'd better clear out some rooms, nurse. He jumped off a bridge, and all his friends are behind him.'

Water Drop with a Surprise

"Last question, and how would you rate the ambulance response time to today's accident?"

Training for Emergency Broadcast System workers