Panic Controller Gifts

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"What we didn't have but obviously needed was an alarmist."

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

'Caw blimey!'

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

Hair Traffic control.

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

Family Home.

The stock market sky is falling.

Nanny with children on leash

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

"For the love of God Billy, you've got to stop putting things up your nose!"

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

'Normally I'd be strongly opposed to a womanh your age electing a permanent birth control option...but in your case-'

"He's given up trying to find anything else he can cut to reach 40% savings."

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

"Don't be fooled. Chaos reigns."

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

"That was bound to happen. Well, don't just stand there. Tell them you'll call back after you finish brushing your teeth."

Panic Button

"You need to take it easier henderson. You're working yourself into the ground"

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

'it's either mass hysteria, or a very effective advertising campaign.'

"We have a termite problem."