Panic Planner Gifts

'Update on the new deadline! 8 hours is the new 2 weeks!'

"I got this many because I heard there was a shortage."

"He's given up trying to find anything else he can cut to reach 40% savings."

'Just taking precautions in case the plumber doesn't come before the house sinks!'

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

"False alarm, that was only a rumor that just went through the market."

"We only got six days of funding."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

When Engineers Crack.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"What we didn't have but obviously needed was an alarmist."

"I think you might need to start again."

Innovation & Calculation

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

The new global mantra flag for the future

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

COVID-19 Stops Economy

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

Engineer on the move.

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Can you estimate how much money you'll need for your mid-life crisis?"

The stock market sky is falling.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

'Who should be contacted in case of an accident? Why, 911, of course. And these people are going to be teaching my children.'

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

Airplane dropping vaccines.

Bad Office Planning

Father Time Management

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."