Panic Master Gifts

'I don't sit around worrying when something goes wrong. I just quickly panic!'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

I will study my speling words...

Fight or Flight

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"Bed Spread"

"Eat me"

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

Catatonic

"What we didn't have but obviously needed was an alarmist."

Ice Skater

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Swimming Prankster

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

'Your Grounded!'

"Dogs are men."

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

"What can I say? I was an English major."

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

Biology Laboratory: No Cellfies

"Hey, Sisyphus, when you've got a minute I'd like to discuss this progress report with you."

"I think my Harry must be practicing some sort of Tantric fishing. He'll be at it for hours and not catch a thing."