Prank Master Gifts

'April fool! You didn't really win the lottery!'

Throughout the 17 years that she had lived next to the golf course, Linda simply couldn't resist pulling this stunt whenever the opportunity arose.

"Too soon?"

"Ready...."

"You remembered!"

"Eat me"

Clown silencers.

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'Pull my finger!'

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

The ol' skunk under the washtub gag.

'Joke emporium' 'Next prankster'

The Cheshire Cat and Dog.

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

Swimming Prankster

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

I will study my speling words...

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Fly Football

'Cannonball!'

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."