Prank Specialist Gifts

Two Wise Men & One Wise Guy

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Clown God

"Eat me"

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

Swimming Prankster

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

When clowns are hunting.

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

'Hi, I'm Dr.Jones. Sorry about my little prank, but it saves us a fortune in enemas.'

'You're a good man, Henderson, but you don't have your staff's respect.'

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

Barnyard humor.

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

Poisson d'Avril!

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

Venice 1609: Someone plays a practical joke on Galileo. . .