Prank Artist Gifts

Goldfish Practical Joke: 'Flush me!'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Clown God

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

When clowns are hunting.

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

Gallery Pranks

An old man plays a prank on the grim reaper

'You're a good man, Henderson, but you don't have your staff's respect.'

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

Barnyard humor.

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

"What say we shake things up a bit, and go in and ask for a couple of home-pregnancy test kits."

Up your end.

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"