Panic Master Mugs

'I don't sit around worrying when something goes wrong. I just quickly panic!'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

I will study my speling words...

Fight or Flight

"Eat me"

"Bed Spread"

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

Catatonic

"What we didn't have but obviously needed was an alarmist."

Swimming Prankster

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

Ice Skater

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

'Your Grounded!'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

"Dogs are men."

"What can I say? I was an English major."

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

Biology Laboratory: No Cellfies

"Hey, Sisyphus, when you've got a minute I'd like to discuss this progress report with you."

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

Barbed Pen