Panic Controller Mugs

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"What we didn't have but obviously needed was an alarmist."

'Caw blimey!'

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

Hair Traffic control.

Family Home.

The stock market sky is falling.

Nanny with children on leash

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

"For the love of God Billy, you've got to stop putting things up your nose!"

'Normally I'd be strongly opposed to a womanh your age electing a permanent birth control option...but in your case-'

"Don't be fooled. Chaos reigns."

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

"He's given up trying to find anything else he can cut to reach 40% savings."

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

"That was bound to happen. Well, don't just stand there. Tell them you'll call back after you finish brushing your teeth."

Panic Button

"You need to take it easier henderson. You're working yourself into the ground"

'it's either mass hysteria, or a very effective advertising campaign.'

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

Horses are nervous animals. . .

"When they say to use protection... this is what you're protecting against."