Panic Button Pusher Mugs

"This Is A Test. This station is conducting a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. This Is Only A Test Right?"

Push for Disco...

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

Early Tech Support

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'Every pacemaker recipient is required to carry jumper cables...'

The stock market sky is falling.

Sun's on/off switch...

"Mom can really push my buttons. She installed them."

'Oops! Butter-fingers.'

Astronauthead: Extreme Danger...DO NOT TOUCH.

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

'it's either mass hysteria, or a very effective advertising campaign.'

"And what do you do. . ?"

Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

"We were wondering if now would be a good time to panic."

"Dad, just use the big one with all the buttons. That's the alpha remote."

Nobody suspects it but the entrance to hell is in the building at 122c, Willow Street.

"Cousin Magdalena likes pushing Tia Carmen's buttons, doesn't she?"

"My wife disposes all of my disposable income."

'First there was Pinter-esque. Then there was Pinter-est.'

STRIP Hambone: Automatic 'On' button

'I swear Marge! If that little punk comes back in here and pushes all them buttons again, i'm gonna kill him!' - Life in the elevator.

PANIC!

"It suddenly occurred to Professor Meadows that he'd not seen or heard his naughty nephew Darren for a while."

"Computer trading happens so fast, I hardly have time to hit my panic button."

'May I go home now?'

"There was a key on my new computer that said 'All Power Off.' So out of curiosity, I hit it. Now all the power on Earth is off. How do I undo that action?"

Your luck. Ernie, no!

"What? The market didn't break a record today? Now where did I put my panic button?"

"Dad, I made a mistake. A big mistake."

'Once you get the hang of it, crisis management is fairly straightforward.'

'Next time ask, 'what does this button do?' before you push it.'