Panic Punster Mugs

"I think you just discovered a great visual metaphor for panic!"

Dogs life

Comicron

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Vaccinating Death

Sisyphus during Covid

Note Book

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

'It's a treasure map.'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

Happy Brithday

"I'm keeping 'up' distance... there's a reason they are called DROPlets."

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

'Well doctor, is it serious?'

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"My eyes feel heavy. Does that mean I'm taking in too much eye candy?"

"Behold the geometry of pizza: square, circle and triangle."

Optometrist practical jokes

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

Life in Lockdown: Working from Home (The Video Zoom Call)

Surfin' the web.

Baby Grand Larceny

'I have a rasp in my throat.'