Panic Punster Prints

"I think you just discovered a great visual metaphor for panic!"

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Comicron

Dogs life

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Vaccinating Death

Sisyphus during Covid

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

Note Book

'It's a treasure map.'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

Happy Brithday

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

"I'm keeping 'up' distance... there's a reason they are called DROPlets."

'He's Barack Obama? I thought you said 'he brought a bomb on!''

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

'Well doctor, is it serious?'

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

Optometrist practical jokes

"My eyes feel heavy. Does that mean I'm taking in too much eye candy?"

"Behold the geometry of pizza: square, circle and triangle."

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

Surfin' the web.

Life in Lockdown: Working from Home (The Video Zoom Call)

Mobile Holmes.

'I have a rasp in my throat.'