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'First there was Pinter-esque. Then there was Pinter-est.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Push for Disco...

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Early Tech Support

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Sun's on/off switch...

"Mom can really push my buttons. She installed them."

'Oops! Butter-fingers.'

Astronauthead: Extreme Danger...DO NOT TOUCH.

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

"And what do you do. . ?"

Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.

"Dad, just use the big one with all the buttons. That's the alpha remote."

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

Lost CatCat Found.

"Just Desserts" and "Unjust Desserts"

"Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?"

PANIC!

"It suddenly occurred to Professor Meadows that he'd not seen or heard his naughty nephew Darren for a while."

'I swear Marge! If that little punk comes back in here and pushes all them buttons again, i'm gonna kill him!' - Life in the elevator.

What's For Dessert

"Cousin Magdalena likes pushing Tia Carmen's buttons, doesn't she?"

Man on bike

"My wife disposes all of my disposable income."

Nobody suspects it but the entrance to hell is in the building at 122c, Willow Street.

STRIP Hambone: Automatic 'On' button

"Computer trading happens so fast, I hardly have time to hit my panic button."

'May I go home now?'

'My name is Kerry and I'm an email-aholic...'

"Get a job? Can't you see I'm busy?"

"There was a key on my new computer that said 'All Power Off.' So out of curiosity, I hit it. Now all the power on Earth is off. How do I undo that action?"

Your luck. Ernie, no!