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Media Studies Center - Out for a Feeding Frenzy.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Who Will blink First Hugs.

Love

Barman In Love.

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

She required plenty of personal space.

Hugs

COWMIKAZES

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"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

“If they were huggers like us they would have evolved useful arms.”

Bill Bailey

'Does this say 'transitional husband' to you?'

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

Lovers embrace

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

Parson and abandoned husband

"I'm on ecstasy!"

"I have been happily married... three times!"

'It was a very strange divorce — the judge got custody of my wife.'

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

Growing Love

"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"Let's text her, she'd like that."

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, sister? People were right: Now that gay people in all 50 states can marry, it's destroyed marriage altogether. My husband Larry just left me and moved in with Earl the plumber. First of all, ma'am, I'm pretty sure you have no idea how these things work. The supreme court gave Larry the gay. How do I undo the gay?

Revenge Graffiti.

"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."

"According to the statistics in this article, you should be my ex-husband and be three months behind in alimony payments."

Be my Valentine!