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Amongst the rush.

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Work/Life Balance

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

'How about we just sit here a while to regulate the gaps in our service?..'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

The power of now

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

'Want to make it two out of three?'

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

"How long have I had what problem?"

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

When Buddha came to nirvana.

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

"Did you unpack your baggage yourself?"

'With proper meditation, you can get bark and bite in harmony.'

Therapist School

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

"Why do you feel like you're lost?"

Yogi back in 5.

Relax.

"You're going to create the same problems on the way down as you created on the way up."

"I can't stop conducting random security checks."