Press Pause Gifts

Media Studies Center - Out for a Feeding Frenzy.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Who Will blink First Hugs.

Love

She required plenty of personal space.

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

Barman In Love.

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

“If they were huggers like us they would have evolved useful arms.”

COWMIKAZES

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Hugs

'Does this say 'transitional husband' to you?'

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

"I have been happily married... three times!"

Parson and abandoned husband

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

"I'm on ecstasy!"

Lovers embrace

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"Let's text her, she'd like that."

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."

Growing Love

'It was a very strange divorce — the judge got custody of my wife.'

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

'Sir, wife number two is on line one and wife number four is on line three ... or is it the other way around?'

"According to the statistics in this article, you should be my ex-husband and be three months behind in alimony payments."

Revenge Graffiti.

"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."

'Your ex is calling. Her investment club bought 51 of the company, and you're fired!'

Be my Valentine!