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The stock market sky is falling.

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

"He's given up trying to find anything else he can cut to reach 40% savings."

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

"You need to take it easier henderson. You're working yourself into the ground"

'it's either mass hysteria, or a very effective advertising campaign.'

Horses are nervous animals. . .

Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.

"We were wondering if now would be a good time to panic."

'....Man, I am really freaking out here.'

'Is there an elvis in the building?!'

PANIC!

"Computer trading happens so fast, I hardly have time to hit my panic button."

'Financial advice. Don't panic.'

'Just taking precautions in case the plumber doesn't come before the house sinks!'

"Dad, I made a mistake. A big mistake."

"What? The market didn't break a record today? Now where did I put my panic button?"

'Once you get the hang of it, crisis management is fairly straightforward.'

So sorry, I dialled the wrong number. I dialled my salary by mistake.

A bookworm is confronted by a cellphone.

'Father, I think the Lord has forsaken me, all I get is his voicemail.'

'He must have crept in at night. The important thing is to stay calm.'

'Update on the new deadline! 8 hours is the new 2 weeks!'

'I don't sit around worrying when something goes wrong. I just quickly panic!'

'Just as I feared! It's ringworm! You'll have to give up the kids!'

Monk has divine reception

"No, no, don't crash. . . I forgot to save my document!"

"I got this many because I heard there was a shortage."

"This Is A Test. This station is conducting a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. This Is Only A Test Right?"

"Your business is important to us, so we'll be perfectly honest..."

A man calls his dog on his cell to scold him for digging up the lawn.

"False alarm, that was only a rumor that just went through the market."

"You've reached 911, and there's someone here who wants to say hello."