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'Financial advice. Don't panic.'

'He must have crept in at night. The important thing is to stay calm.'

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"What we didn't have but obviously needed was an alarmist."

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Tipping Pain Chart

UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

"I wanted to always play it down. I still like playing it down because I don’t want to create a panic."

'My advice to you Winslow is, don't be afraid to fail. Unless you know what's good for you!'

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

"Baxter, I've decided to take you off crisis management."

"I'm concerned, Larry. All you seem to do lately is put out fires and run around like a..."

The stock market sky is falling.

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

Emergency Firebreaker

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."

Executive Panic Room.

Hook them with a crisis.

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

"He's given up trying to find anything else he can cut to reach 40% savings."

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

"I hate waiting! I know! I'll set this clock back an hour, and then in an hour...I'll move it forward, and 60 minutes will go by in a flash! Of course, we'll have to do this 176 more times."

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

In case of emergency...break glass: Crisis Manual.

Panic Button

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

"You need to take it easier henderson. You're working yourself into the ground"