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Horses are nervous animals. . .

Fight or Flight

"What we didn't have but obviously needed was an alarmist."

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

"Ted doesn't test well."

The stock market sky is falling.

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

'Lift off, we have lift off...'

'Tape it up real tight, Floyd ... and the other ankle too.'

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

"He's given up trying to find anything else he can cut to reach 40% savings."

Panic Button

"You need to take it easier henderson. You're working yourself into the ground"

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

'it's either mass hysteria, or a very effective advertising campaign.'

April 1 (April fools' day)

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

"We were wondering if now would be a good time to panic."

"There is an easier way to ensure that our pet doesn't get fleas or ticks."

'Is there an elvis in the building?!'

"For God's sake, man, just tell me what we're running from!"

'Financial advice. Don't panic.'

Man with gasmark spraying flies

Eggs Quarantine

'It doesn't matter what pills you give me, whatever they're for, I'm sure to have it...'

Professor Yomp inserts ecology into his economic formula: "We're doomed!"

'Just taking precautions in case the plumber doesn't come before the house sinks!'

Mouse pushes the mousetrap in the cats way

Man with fake shark fin hat encounters shark with fake human legs.

Worst Case Scenario in a winter storm situation...

'He must have crept in at night. The important thing is to stay calm.'

'Update on the new deadline! 8 hours is the new 2 weeks!'