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'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

Fight or Flight

Mind-Fullness

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

"What we didn't have but obviously needed was an alarmist."

Flu vaccine.

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

Enlightened Cursing

"Oh, stop hyperventilating! You went on vacation to relax, remember?"

"I'm now ready to attend those anger management meetings!"

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

The stock market sky is falling.

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

"I'm worried that I'm the only one who constantly gets anxiety attacks..."

'So, your anger management class is working?'

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

"He's given up trying to find anything else he can cut to reach 40% savings."

Hissy-fits for sale.

"Regular angst isn't a problem. It's the post-modern existential angst that gets to me."

Aggression Therapy Seminar

"You have a lot of unresolved anger and it's settled in your hat."

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

"Come on, Doc, one of us has to relax,"

"Thanks, doctor, … I feel normalized."