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"You need to take it easier henderson. You're working yourself into the ground"

Fight or Flight

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"What we didn't have but obviously needed was an alarmist."

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

"Ted doesn't test well."

"Oh, stop hyperventilating! You went on vacation to relax, remember?"

The stock market sky is falling.

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

'Next.'

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

"He's given up trying to find anything else he can cut to reach 40% savings."

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

Panic Button

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

'it's either mass hysteria, or a very effective advertising campaign.'

Horses are nervous animals. . .

"Hurry, she's starting to play in a minor key!"

"We were wondering if now would be a good time to panic."

'....Man, I am really freaking out here.'

"For God's sake, man, just tell me what we're running from!"

'Is there an elvis in the building?!'

'Financial advice. Don't panic.'

'Just taking precautions in case the plumber doesn't come before the house sinks!'

'It doesn't matter what pills you give me, whatever they're for, I'm sure to have it...'

Professor Yomp inserts ecology into his economic formula: "We're doomed!"

'Whatever you do, do NOT pull that out!'

'He must have crept in at night. The important thing is to stay calm.'

'Update on the new deadline! 8 hours is the new 2 weeks!'

'I don't sit around worrying when something goes wrong. I just quickly panic!'

"I got this many because I heard there was a shortage."

'Gwen, I feel horrible! I may have to cancel tonight's set. . . The E.R. doctor was so impressed, he let me keep his stethoscope.'

'Tell me DOC, is it serious?!'

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood,...