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'It doesn't matter what pills you give me, whatever they're for, I'm sure to have it...'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

Fight or Flight

Quantum Psychic

"What we didn't have but obviously needed was an alarmist."

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Try letting the ball come to you."

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

'With proper meditation, you can get bark and bite in harmony.'

The End is Nigh

Saying Grace.

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.'

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

"We already changed our phone service to something or other last week, so we don't need whatever it is you have."

'That line means good managerial skills!'

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

Panic Button

Give Thanks.

"You need to take it easier henderson. You're working yourself into the ground"

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

'it's either mass hysteria, or a very effective advertising campaign.'

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports."

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'