Panic Manager Prints

'Financial advice. Don't panic.'

'He must have crept in at night. The important thing is to stay calm.'

'Is there an elvis in the building?!'

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"What we didn't have but obviously needed was an alarmist."

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

Personnel. Any experience in crisis management? No...Just production.

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Tipping Pain Chart

UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

"I wanted to always play it down. I still like playing it down because I don’t want to create a panic."

'My advice to you Winslow is, don't be afraid to fail. Unless you know what's good for you!'

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

"Baxter, I've decided to take you off crisis management."

"I'm concerned, Larry. All you seem to do lately is put out fires and run around like a..."

The stock market sky is falling.

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

Emergency Firebreaker

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"Until we know more about the nature of the threat, we should stay calm and wash out hands to keep it from spreading."

"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."

Executive Panic Room.

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

"He's given up trying to find anything else he can cut to reach 40% savings."

Hook them with a crisis.

"I hate waiting! I know! I'll set this clock back an hour, and then in an hour...I'll move it forward, and 60 minutes will go by in a flash! Of course, we'll have to do this 176 more times."

In case of emergency...break glass: Crisis Manual.