Alarm Collector T-Shirts

Ringing bell

Second hand furniture.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Nuts to you, too."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

The Cat's Alarm Clock

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"It's time to wake up!"

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

Olga's Biological Clocks.

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

'Try his land line.'

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

"An alarm clock?! Wow... What have I done to make you hate me so much, Louise?"

"You're late."

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

Outstanding Time Management

Time Table

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

Cuckoo bird in office.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

Dali Clock

"Alright, Grandfather, let's check your ticker."

"In recognition of your long service, we'd like you to have this clock you've had your eye on since you walked in here all those years ago."

A cat staking out mouse hole, looks up to see the mouse astride a cuckoo bird.