Collecting Alarms T-Shirts

'Now isn't that better than an alarm clock?'

Second hand furniture.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Nuts to you, too."

AA Meeting Here Today

Sundial Time

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Broken Alarm Clock.

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

The Cat's Alarm Clock

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

"It's time to wake up!"

Olga's Biological Clocks.

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

'Your father installed a security system.'

"An alarm clock?! Wow... What have I done to make you hate me so much, Louise?"

Time Table

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

"You're late."

Outstanding Time Management

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

"In recognition of your long service, we'd like you to have this clock you've had your eye on since you walked in here all those years ago."

"Alright, Grandfather, let's check your ticker."

A cat staking out mouse hole, looks up to see the mouse astride a cuckoo bird.

Dali Clock

"Don't worry, it's nothing."