Alarm Collector Gifts

Ringing bell

Second hand furniture.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Nuts to you, too."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Broken Alarm Clock.

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

The Cat's Alarm Clock

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

Olga's Biological Clocks.

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

'Try his land line.'

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

"It's time to wake up!"

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"You're late."

Outstanding Time Management

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

Time Table

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

"An alarm clock?! Wow... What have I done to make you hate me so much, Louise?"

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

Cuckoo bird in office.

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

A cat staking out mouse hole, looks up to see the mouse astride a cuckoo bird.

"In recognition of your long service, we'd like you to have this clock you've had your eye on since you walked in here all those years ago."

"Alright, Grandfather, let's check your ticker."