Signal Collector Gifts

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Wok. Don't Wok.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'It must be the dead sea.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Jazz is Invented

Try me/try me/try me...

"Beware of the frog"

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Six jazz instruments.

Sometimes Y Turn

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

Caution signs.

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Playing cards.

Feeling for shells

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"So why do you think it's so hard to let others in?"

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

If traffic signs were used in everyday life...

Distance to horizon varies.

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

'Try his land line.'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.