Signal Collector Gifts

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Wok. Don't Wok.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Try me/try me/try me...

Jazz is Invented

'It must be the dead sea.'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"Beware of the frog"

Six jazz instruments.

Sometimes Y Turn

Caution signs.

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Playing cards.

Feeling for shells

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"So why do you think it's so hard to let others in?"

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

"I can hear the sea boiling."

If traffic signs were used in everyday life...

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

Distance to horizon varies.

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'Try his land line.'

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'