Alarm Collectors Gifts

Fire alarm reads: 'IN CASE OF FIRE: Run like hell.'

Second hand furniture.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Nuts to you, too."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

The Cat's Alarm Clock

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

'Try his land line.'

"It's time to wake up!"

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

Olga's Biological Clocks.

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

"An alarm clock?! Wow... What have I done to make you hate me so much, Louise?"

Time Table

Outstanding Time Management

"You're late."

'Your father installed a security system.'

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

Cuckoo bird in office.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

A cat staking out mouse hole, looks up to see the mouse astride a cuckoo bird.

"Alright, Grandfather, let's check your ticker."

Dali Clock