Alarm Collectors Gifts

Fire alarm reads: 'IN CASE OF FIRE: Run like hell.'

Second hand furniture.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Nuts to you, too."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Broken Alarm Clock.

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

The Cat's Alarm Clock

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

Olga's Biological Clocks.

"It's time to wake up!"

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

'Try his land line.'

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

'Your father installed a security system.'

Outstanding Time Management

"You're late."

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

Time Table

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

"An alarm clock?! Wow... What have I done to make you hate me so much, Louise?"

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

Cuckoo bird in office.

A cat staking out mouse hole, looks up to see the mouse astride a cuckoo bird.

"Alright, Grandfather, let's check your ticker."

"In recognition of your long service, we'd like you to have this clock you've had your eye on since you walked in here all those years ago."