Alarm Clock Collectors Gifts

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'This model has a snooze alarm, and for those who nap before cocktail hour, a booze alarm.'

'I don't want to be woken up until Spring: Got it?'

"On your marks! Get set!. . ."

Second hand furniture.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Sundial Time

"Nuts to you, too."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Broken Alarm Clock.

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

The Cat's Alarm Clock

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

Olga's Biological Clocks.

'Try his land line.'

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

"You're late."

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

"An alarm clock?! Wow... What have I done to make you hate me so much, Louise?"

Time Table

Outstanding Time Management

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.