Safety Warning Collector T-Shirts

'The law requires me to inform you that everything you've ordered may be hazardous to your health.'

"Careful with that window. The safety sticker says 'open windows can be hazardous.'"

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

"Tom, I’d like you to meet Chris. Chris is better than you."

'I do good work... unfortunately, I don't do it here.'

'I'm fired, am I -- What's that supposed to mean?'

"We're a family here and you'll be like a son to me - illegitimate, of course."

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

Geekasaurus.

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

"I've had my eye on you for some time, Parker....just what is it you're supposed to do around here?"

"Have a nice day"

Warning! Contains Salt...

'That's weird. All this fortune cookie says is 'look out!''

Warning: If you are reading this sign, you are about to be brutally attacked by a knife-wielding, psychotic, maniacal, dangerous serial killer who is standing directly behind you.

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

'You can't say the government isn't trying.'

Anthrax scare.

"Miss, I'm familiar with the 'Fasten Seatbelt' sign, but what's with the 'Check Engine' light?"

Malcolm realised too late that he didn't have opposable thumbs.

Ladder sticker reads, 'Caution: This is not a step.'

"Things must be worse than we thought - he's rationing the water and the biscuits."

'It's to protect me from the splattering. Now open wide.'

Beware of dog (bomb vest)

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

"Where did you get that?"

Spider reads sign on water pipe which says 'You must be this itsy bitsy to climb up this water spout'.

"Yes, our cautiousness may be a bit excessive but we do have the lowest litigation rates in the industry."