Caution Sign Collector T-Shirts

"He banged his head on the 'watch your head' sign when he was looking at the 'wet floor' warning."

Wok. Don't Wok.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Please Drove Carefully.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"Beware of the frog"

Sometimes Y Turn

"Time for bed, guys."

Street signs you don't want to see.

Caution signs.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"Beware of God"

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

'My door is always open to all employees, but only until my air conditioner is repaired.'

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"So why do you think it's so hard to let others in?"

Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.

Distance to horizon varies.

If traffic signs were used in everyday life...

'So who's smoking?'

Deer Cross Dressing.

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

No New Grammer Schools

Chicken Road Crossing

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

'Caution - congealed opening ahead.'