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'...and right after scissors comes first aid kit.'

"Papi, I cut my finger."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Beware of Falling Notice.

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

'And here's the toolkit.'

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

Geekasaurus.

"Don't put that on. You're wearing this shirt today."

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Warning! Contains Salt...

"Have a nice day"

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

'You can't say the government isn't trying.'

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

Anthrax scare.

"Miss, I'm familiar with the 'Fasten Seatbelt' sign, but what's with the 'Check Engine' light?"

Malcolm realised too late that he didn't have opposable thumbs.

'Of course, if you'd like to splurge, this home brewing kit costs $12,000 - it comes with a genuine German brewmaster.'

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

Do It Yourself Igloo Kit.

"Where did you get that?"

Beware of dog (bomb vest)

'It's to protect me from the splattering. Now open wide.'

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4 PM kit!"

"Yes, our cautiousness may be a bit excessive but we do have the lowest litigation rates in the industry."

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

"The latest car safety data is in, and it's still really really bad to crash into things."

'Your conservation area now meets health & safety standards'