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'...and right after scissors comes first aid kit.'

"Papi, I cut my finger."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Beware of Falling Notice.

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

'And here's the toolkit.'

'I swapped shirts with Peter Crouch.'

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

"Don't put that on. You're wearing this shirt today."

Geekasaurus.

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Warning! Contains Salt...

"Have a nice day"

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

Anthrax scare.

Malcolm realised too late that he didn't have opposable thumbs.

"Miss, I'm familiar with the 'Fasten Seatbelt' sign, but what's with the 'Check Engine' light?"

'You can't say the government isn't trying.'

'Of course, if you'd like to splurge, this home brewing kit costs $12,000 - it comes with a genuine German brewmaster.'

Spider reads sign on water pipe which says 'You must be this itsy bitsy to climb up this water spout'.

"Yes, our cautiousness may be a bit excessive but we do have the lowest litigation rates in the industry."

'It's to protect me from the splattering. Now open wide.'

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

Do It Yourself Igloo Kit.

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4 PM kit!"

Beware of dog (bomb vest)

"Where did you get that?"

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"