Medical Kit Collector T-Shirts

In case you cut yourself breaking glass, break this glass.

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'And here's the toolkit.'

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

'I swapped shirts with Peter Crouch.'

"No wonder I'm getting feedback!"

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

"Don't put that on. You're wearing this shirt today."

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

"Something tells me this isn't the 'Good Cop'."

'We thought you'd like music during your building inspection.'

The Black Hole the National Observatory just discovered, where temporarily misplaced tools and parts go.

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

"For only five dollars more, the guy let me have the 'Smart Hammer.'"

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 2

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

"If, in the future, you're unclear about what I need you to gather when I say nuts ..."

Secateurs/Non-Secateurs.

"I think you might need a few more tools."

Egads. I've forgotten what the rule is about a runner throwing a leg to base ahead of himself.

'This is a pick 'n' mix ward - you choose your own medicine.'

"Oh, him? I have him write out all of my prescriptions for me!"

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

Tools for fools; A panel saw made of sponge rubber.

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4 PM kit!"

"Call me old fashioned, but I prefer the pre-covid version of playing doctors and nurses."