Collecting Kits T-Shirts

Birth of a rhinestone cowboy.

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"He loves his leaf blower."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

'And here's the toolkit.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

Scales

'I swapped shirts with Peter Crouch.'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"Don't put that on. You're wearing this shirt today."

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

Handy-lion

All Major Cash Honored.

DIY expert.

Super Homeworld

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

"I think you might need a few more tools."

"So that's how you fixed things before there was Duct tape."

Secateurs/Non-Secateurs.