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The White House: Some Assembly Required.

Do It Yourself Igloo Kit.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"Too much club."

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

'And here's the toolkit.'

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

'I swapped shirts with Peter Crouch.'

"Don't put that on. You're wearing this shirt today."

"Something tells me this isn't the 'Good Cop'."

"You get one every time you order something online."

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

Duck in a bathtub

'We thought you'd like music during your building inspection.'

The Black Hole the National Observatory just discovered, where temporarily misplaced tools and parts go.

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 2

You're supposed to come out. Cat-in-a-Box!

"If, in the future, you're unclear about what I need you to gather when I say nuts ..."

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

"For only five dollars more, the guy let me have the 'Smart Hammer.'"