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Geekasaurus.

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Cricket Accidents.

Beware of Falling Notice.

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

A spy

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

'Don't give me that junk! — We spies don't either have to stick together!'

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

'Careful,George.You know how it makes you sick when you travel backwards.'

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

Warning! Contains Salt...

"Have a nice day"

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

'You can't say the government isn't trying.'

Malcolm realised too late that he didn't have opposable thumbs.

"Miss, I'm familiar with the 'Fasten Seatbelt' sign, but what's with the 'Check Engine' light?"

Anthrax scare.

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

Milk production

'It's to protect me from the splattering. Now open wide.'

"Where did you get that?"

"Yes, our cautiousness may be a bit excessive but we do have the lowest litigation rates in the industry."